Tips for broke bitches

Never let it be said that I am not helpful and encouraging LOL

The scene is flooded with broke lil bitches that whine and complain that they cannot afford to tribute a lady for her time. Hmm you should not even attempt to speak with a lady if you do not have the means to show your appreciation. It is rude, and a waste of her time. Therefore I am going to share some helpful tips with you on accumulating $ to feed her fetish, and garner you a few precious moments spent with her.

1) Did you know that by selling your plasma you can earn up to $200 a month? Relatively painless without any harmful effects to your body. It is not a wham bam thank you Ma'am process, but if you have spare time, and let's face it, if you are trolling the net checking out wank fodder, then you have the time. Congratulations at the end of the month you will have enough for a modest tribute to lay at the feet of your Goddess.

2) Did you know that you can earn points by setting up a recycling account on recyclebank? It will cost you nothing to join. Earn points by doing small tasks on the site,and pledging to live a greener life. Accumulate enough points and cash in for gift cards which can be presented to your Goddess.

3) Did you know that all coke items have a code on them? Mycokerewards.com is the site where you enter those codes. It is absolutely free to join, and you can cash in your points towards all sorts of gift cards, so get your idle ass to the parks, dumps, or anywhere people toss away the cardboard coke product boxes and lids.

4) Did you know that there is a site where you can earn amazon gift cards? Yup it is called swagbucks.com  You perform daily searches that earn swagbucks which you redeem for amazon gift cards. Amazon gift cards are lovely tributes.


Now these are just a few of the ways broke bitches can earn for their Goddess, so you no longer have an excuse for coming before your lady sans appreciation. Yes it may require you to put some effort into it, and it will not be a quick payout, but patience and dedication are desirable qualities in a male. The only thing stopping you is your own lazy ass. Good luck ^_^