Garnering attention from a Domme

I read journals,posts and complaints of males on every site. What seems to be the prevailing issue is that boys are agitated,aggravated and disappointed that they cannot get the attention of a Domme,and the truly pathetic part is that they cannot comprehend why. Well take a seat boys and I will explain why you are spinning your tires and grinding your gear shaft solo.\

In order for you to stand out amongst the copious contenders that vie for a Domme's attention daily you have to put forth a bit of effort...you that word that goes hand in hand with the filthiest word of all WORK. Ready to be enlightened??

*Think before you speak. You have plenty of time before hitting the send button to proof read for any errors(yes you are judged by the words you utter or type so to speak) nor should you attempt sleazy cum on lines or profuse false flattery...besides if you have not heard by now that words are fairly meaningless if actions do not back them up,then you have obviously been living under a rock,and cannot afford findom anyway.
*Do not attach pics to your missives unless specifically requested. No she will not wish to see your privates,and most likely not even your face,I mean this is financial domination not match dot com, nor adult find a fuk buddy,so keep the photos under wraps.
*Do not beg,nor plead,and for sakes alive do not boast. It will never be about what you plan to do...it is always about what you have just done for her.
*Include a tribute with your message. This is one that absolutely sets you apart from those that besiege her daily with BS. It is also the one step where you are given a golden opportunity to shine,so put your best foot forward boys.
*Do not send one liners. You only get one chance to make a first impression,so make it count. Now before you think too hard about it,no I am not advising you to type out a novel,but do convey your admiration and usefulness within the parameters of a bare minimum of one paragraph.
*Do not include the words "I want" as this lends the appearance that you are all about you instead of her.
*In closing the message thank her for having taken the time to read it.
*TRIBUTE
*TRIBUTE
*TRIBUTE

Now that I have shown you the way...you have no excuses