No words needed

Not all of you are aware,but I actually have an account on more than one social media forum,especially those geared to fetishes. Now this means that I view multiple profiles daily,and have formed an opinion of who I desire to interact with,and who I do not,just by assessing words,and photos on a profile. This is not an esoteric practice,for we all do it. Can you honestly say that you do not? If not,then you are a fool of the grand order.

In fact most of those that contact me are dead in the water before they type a single word of greeting. It may seem counterproductive,but actually it is me being kind. You may ask how it can be considered a kindness to arbitrarily dismiss an individual before giving them a chance? Well, I consider wasting anyone's time to be cruel and unmannerly,so truly I am being nice enough to save us both time(valuable commodity).

What are the signs that you are unsuitable to be considered by me?

1)Your profile photo is a depiction of femdom porn(pegging or kitty licking)
2)Your profile photo is of a toilet(or scat play)
3)Your profile photo displays your penis
4)Your profile photo displays your ass
5)Your profile photo is of you dressed as a maid or sissy
6)Your profile words read like femdom porn(I want to be pegged or eat kitty)
7)Your profile words have a recurrent self-centered theme(I want,I want,I want)
8)Your profile words indicate that you are seeking sexual relations(blow jobs,foot jobs,JOI),or have marital designs
9)Your profile words indicate that you seek 24/7 live in,maid or toilet
10)You profile words relay that you NEED to be forced into service
11)Your profile words include,kidnap or blackmail
12)Your profile words indicate that you possess misogynistic tendencies(insults heaped upon women)
13)Your profile reads like an ad placed by a desperate puppy(pick me,take me,please,please,please)
14)Your profile shares team viewer log in details and passwords
15)Your profile indicates that you dislike those that employ financial domination as a form of power exchange.

Quite a list yes? I agree,but it does allow me to narrow down to the number of interactions I engage in daily,thereby not enslaving me to my keyboard,nor making you the target of my acidic wit(now that is pure kindness).