Irony/Ironic

Irony. I like to share stories basted in irony,ironic eh lmao

Anyways,along comes a little self-proclaimed slave on a site I will not name. Now little slave begs to serve me,to be of use to me,to be mine for all time. He claims,"I will do anything" just to be yours. Instantly my eyes roll,yuppers I can roll with the best of them!

Of course his statement is reeking of fantasized BS. Why? Cause anyone with a realistic grasp on reality knows full well that "anything" could mean exactly that. "Anything" could range from nude cactus diving,to severing body parts..and am I truly to believe that oh yes this person will go right out and do it? Mind you I am a fairly sane Domme,even if I do say so myself,so I would never expect these actions to be taken(but yes I have thought of shoving a cactus up an arse or two,only to those that deserve it though). Digressing, I know.

Let's get to the meat of the matter shall we. "slave" will do anything and everything for me. He will clean my home(play at it) cook my meals(nopes I do not like ramen noodles or frozen pizza) be my human toilet(ick,just NO) be my sex slave (egads NEVER),and all I have to do is fulfill his every fantasy,sate his fetishes,and allow him to live off of my efforts like a leech! Oh my gosh,I never thought that I would get this lucky. I mean who doesn't want an out of work lazy bum running around their house naked,touching their food with dickbeater hands,and coming near their body with gross ass overweight,saggy old man balls bouncing around?? Is that not your dream come true?

Reality check applied! I have always made it clear that I do not want a maid,cook,live in,or sex slave. Hmm what does this tell me? 1)This person did not read my profile. 2)This person is looking for a fetish dispenser. 3)This person is looking for a free ride through life. What a prize to be had yes?

Onto the irony! I politely explained to this person that I had absolutely no interest in the type of scenario he described,and that if he had read my profile,we could have avoided having wasted time on our hands. I went on to relay that I am a Domme who expects males to suffer and sacrifice for her financially ie gifts of tribute in my honor. Wow that statement flipped his switch. No longer was I this wonderful,beautiful,perfect Domme,I had now become the most hated of all women. I had evolved into a scamming money grubbing whore,who should get off my lazy ass and get a job! Gosh can you believe that a person who wanted to take advantage of me,had the gall to spew vitriolic diarrhea diatribes when I turned the tables on him?

Point is gents. I have a job I love,and a home I care for myself,meals that my own hands create,2 toilets in perfect working order(with plenty of TP)and a lover who sees to my sexual satisfaction,so offering any of those activities to me is redundant,and ill advised.

I am not a money hungry woman either. I turn away plenty of paying males who are seeking a jack off session,or craving live porn which they attempt to disguise as a desire for body worship. Back on point,I simply do not have to deal with that type of situation. I am able to selectively choose who I allow into my sect. The selfish,and self-centered driven,can keep on walking. What is the use in a "slave" who is out for himself,rather than the happiness of the one they claim to want to serve? There is none,and I will have none of it,so unless you have your shit together,and truly know what it means to suffer and sacrifice willingly without return expectations,than do not bother,or waste time with me.