No I won't do that

For those of you whom cannot grasp subtleties,I have comprised a list of things that I will not do.

• I will not rate the appearance of your dick
• I will not be your Mommy(no adult baby play)
• I will not engage in scat play(no you cannot eat or ask about my poo)
• I will not train any male as my submissive who is not paying tribute(google the meaning if you are unsure)
• I will not engage in any act which leaves permanent physical damage(no I will not cut your dick off for you,or your balls)
• I will not tie you to a tree in the woods for the insects to devour you
• I will not fuck you(nope no penetration at all)
• I will not sext with you
• I do not offer cam sessions
• I will not dance to your tune(not for any amount of money)
• I will not allow you to top me in any manner
• I do not meet strangers(you will serve an online probationary period)
• I will not date you,or allow you to watch me have sex
• I will not allow you to live with me,or off of my efforts
• I will not invite my friends to view you,or have you serve them
• I will not take you on as a personal servant ie..maid,gardener,butler,chauffeur,sex slave,homework slave
• I will not vomit on you,or share the fruits of my menses with you
• I will not interact with those who engage in bestiality, pedophilia,necrophilia,or incest(even if it is only a fantasy for you. JUST NO)
• I will not watch you jack off,nor will I provide JOI
• I will NEVER be nude in your presence,nor share nude photos with you 
• I will NEVER allow you to touch my breasts,my ass, or my sex(nope not with your tongue,hands,dick..or any other part of you)
• I will not marry you(cannot believe any of you were delusional enough to think that I would entertain the very idea)