Anything for you

If you start off in the first conversation saying that you will do anything for me,I am going to test you,and you are going to fail. Uttering such words at the onset is a definite sign of a what I refer to as a wank stain. It goes in the same box as someone saying that they have no limits. Everytime I see those words my inner dialogue reel kicks in screaming out "BULLSHIT BULLSHIT"

No sane being is going to offer to do anything,or allow anything to be done to them by a total stranger. Offering yourself in such a way is feasible only once you have come to know someone well,and have established trust,otherwise it is a farce at best,and a lie at worst.

This offer initially stems from either a fantasy film which plays out in a male's mind,or that reckless lust that has been known to drench all good sense. Human beings have a way of creating a fantasy role of who someone is,regardless if it is true in reality. You boys see an attractive woman,and automatically you begin designing scenarios of her naked,you fucking her,her tying you up and fisting your ass etc...when it actuality she may notice you not at all. You may be not even a blip on her radar..yet you listen to the the blood engorging your dicket,and end up making an ass of yourself by blurting out the sick shit that runs through your mind,and ruining any chance you had at coming to know her. Perhaps this is why males are always advised to think with the big head not the small one hmm.

My advice to you gents,is to take a breath before you pop into the inbox of a woman,and to proof read what you just typed out one handed. If your words sound like a script from a femdom porn film,delete them,DO NOT HIT SEND! Talk to her like you would a stranger you just met on the street,ya know,MANNERS. Say hello,but not just hello. Ask permission to interact with her. Display that you have not just warped from caveman days,and absolutely do not show her your penis,do not even talk about your penis! Women who have been around the block online,recognize the signs of those seeking out some wank spank,so keep it vanilla til she gives sign that she is prepared to delve into fetish discussions. Then offer up a prayer that you will pique her interest :)