Fruity tooty flake

Since this is my blog,I can pretty much say what I want can't I? I think so :) Yup it is kinda ranty,but a rather cathartic release for me :)

Anyways I'ma gonna tell you a story,a story about why I don't give out my personal number to just anyone.

So,two days ago along comes a fella,and he is all about the worship of me...bow,scrape and beg to tribute,and being the benevolent GODdess I am,I say sure go ahead,travel forward a day. New day another tribute arrives,and boy wants to chat..off to kik we go. Hours and hours(yup I said hours) were spent talking about limits,and hopes for the future of service. This male desires above all else to shack up with me in a service sense,and we all know that I am more than clear about not wanting a live in drone,so I say to him that perhaps he can live in my shed IF IF IF he makes it through probation,and consideration periods. See how damn nice I am!! You would think that he would be kissing the proverbial ground I walk on wouldn't ya? Wells,now he asks to send me his entire paycheck,and his bank balance,I say NO,not all,cause I cannot tolerate anyone to starve(not even I am that great of a sadist),so I say you keep $100 for food til your next paycheck in a week,yes even I can live off of that. In closing he asked for me to call him,and I of course say nope,not going there til you have proven yourself worthy of that honor,and no a couple of tributes does not make you stellar in my book.

Okie dokie he confirms that is great! Lo and behold the very next morning(today) I get a message stating that I am an unworthy cunt scammer cause I was only going to leave him $100 to live on,when holy shit it was idea to give it all to me(scratching my head)now I am wondering if this male is not delusional,or has short term memory loss. Oh and yes he goes on to say that he is secretly wealthy,and that since I am no dominant that he is giving his money to a college girl,and moving in with a dominant lesbian couple today,okies now I am lost,but whatever dude.

To further blow my mind,he claims that he is only a lifestyle slave(yet his username has the words finslave) and that since I did not give him my legal name or phone number that I am a fake dominant. Color me confused!

99% of the time,shit like this will roll off my back,but besides calling me a cunt(hate that word) he also wished me to burn in hell(that is utter blasphemy). Seriously anger management is in order,or high doses of xanax,cause who the fuck flips out like this!!!

This and exactly this type of behavior is why I do NOT just give out my number to boys with a quarter at the candy dispenser. Oh and in case anyone wonders,my reply to this being was "Good luck in your journey,and best wishes" See I am a mannered BITCH!

In conclusion in case you ever read this brian,I spent the gift cards on socks for the homeless,and the restaurant gift card on a family in need of a hot meal,so please put down the crack pipe!