Today I am going to talk to you about turning your penis into a positive appendage. Who the hell am I kidding huh..ya your penis will never be one of your better qualities.
Know why?
1)Your penis is ugly
2)You penis makes you crazy stupid
3)The increased testosterone levels which come with penis bearing beings gets you in trouble
4)Your penis is selfish. It pleases no one but you, and even you have to admit that it is an ugly disappointment.
5)No woman wants to see, touch, or have anything to do with your penis
Oh did I mention that your penis is UGLY? A small shriveled up nasty wormlike looking thing that pokes it's head up at inappropriate times, and pukes like an alien specimen. Why are you so fucking fond of that thing? You should learn to hate it just like I do.
It is a lazy self indulgent crumb bum that is going to fail you. You are eventually going to need a magic blue pill to even get it's attention, hell you might even need it right now!
It makes you a laughingstock in the locker room, and the bedroom. It serves no purpose, so why not do the intelligent thing, and lock it up. Incarcerate it for life. That type of straight up ugly nastiness should never see the light of day. Be a good boy for Goddess, and keep it covered, and caged.
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