Cock Kryptonite

It could feasibly be said that the greatest weakness a man possesses is his cock. He is ruled by it night and day. He is truly a bitch to it's demands. Isn't that right gents?

You wake up in the morning, and guess who pops up to say hello? Yup, your bestie friend and worst enemy commands your right hand attention. You cannot escape the creepy bastard. 

You are driving down the road, spy a hot honey, and boom he screams for your notice. You head to the gym, see a banging bod, and hello he is knocking in your drawers. Don't you wish that you could bury his ass for a day or so? 
Where would you plant him though..ut oh that type of thinking gets him revving, cause he likes to delve into deep dark holes.

What to do, what to do. You could rinse him with extra cold water, but even that garners his salute sometimes! You could tape him to your leg, only ouchie it starts to hurt real bad when he stretches, and the tape pulls out your hair. I got it, you should hogtie his ass, no way is he getting out of those super tight knots! Oh my lands what is that..he is turning black and blue from lack of oxygen, and you can't get the knots undone without severing him clean from your body. Looks like you are going to have to take a trip to the ER. What a way for him to make his introduction to the world lol. He will be the star of many stories bandied about at the nurse's station. How grand that will be :) He does love attention, and showing himself off to women, so this is a win win for him, but not so much you, cause you are now the butt of every ER joke. 

I really have it this time, I promise. I know exactly how you can put him down without anyone being any the wiser. Lock his ass up in a cock cage! That is the ticket. A chastity cage is his kryptonite. He cannot escape, he cannot embarrass you anymore, and he sure as hell cannot derail you from your purpose in life. This is the true win win scenario, so do yourself a favor, LOCK HIM UP! Do it now before he tries to talk you out of it. You know it is for the best. He has done nothing but cause trouble for you all of your life. You have to be cruel to be kind :)

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